Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Crazy Old Man Jibber Jabbers Until Everyone Notices He's Totally Senile (not to mention full of shit)

Can you believe this guy?
It hurts to listen to him. He's either lying, droning on and on about pie, or meandering through his campaign like he's on acid in a house of mirrors.
Sarah Palin wasn't just a bad choice, she was a symptom of his rapidly declining judgment.
This guy makes Reagan look like Ken Jennings from Jeopardy.
Please, someone give him his stewed prunes, a warm bathrobe and a large-type edition of Reader's Digest.
Making him stay in this race is akin to elder abuse.
It's just too cruel.


FranIAm said...

I agree, I mean I disagree, I mean you're good, you're bad.

I agree. I disagree.

HelenWheels said...

I can't even imagine how someone this old can deal with the pressures of today's campaign stresses. He's too fucking old. He's too fucking out of touch. Period.

Poor gramps is having a meltdown. And I could care less, the fucker did some nasty shit by stirring up the racists that now are threatening bodily harm to Obama.

Rot in hell McLame, for making that choice. I fucking hate McInsane/Failin. They are evil scum.

Matty Boy said...

Cindy's look is priceless. Oh, fuck, he's wandering again.

nonnie9999 said...

the looks on the faces of the idiots behind him are hilarious. they don't know what the hell to do. the guy with the red cap is especially funny.

Anonymous said...

Cindy is getting that *oh no he's starting to loop, again* look in her eyes. Do they have a code, like she kicks him in the ankle if he starts to skip like an old vinyl record?


Karen Zipdrive said...

Oh, I think if she kicked him in the ankle, his PTSD would kick in and he'd throw her a roundhouse punch to the face.

Anonymous said...

While you're at, take away his driver's license and hire him a short bus. He's a danger on the road.

Jaliya said...

It's highly (no pun intended) likely that Stepford Cindy is too stoned to notice or care.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Amen, Jaliya.
If I had to stand next to that nasty old codger and listen to him yammering on day after day, I'd be popping pills like Tic Tacs after a garlic and onion pizza.
Botox is the only thing keeping her from looking like Joan Crawford with a box full of wire hangers.

dguzman said...

You know I live in PA, and it pretty much IS racist--almost all of it. There's Philly and there's Pittsburgh, and in between it's Kentucky, hence the nickname Pennsyltucky, which is what a lot of natives call this state. I can't tell you how many people have told me about their "relatives" (or possibly their husbands but they're too ashamed to admit it) who've said there's no way in hell they're voting "for that n*gg*r."