Thursday, October 23, 2008

(I'm John McCunt and I approve this message)

Barack Obama Wants to "SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND!!"



Horrors! Spreading the wealth around?
What kind of insane idea is that, to actually tax people more who make more money?
Why, what would that accomplish?
My friends, this nation was built on the notion that there were Haves and Have Nots. To suggest that the Haves should give up a little so the Have Nots can have a little is UnAmerican!
So spread the word, my friends, my opponent is trying to unfairly tax those fine American people who barely make more than $250,000 a year.
And then he wants to take their money AND SPREAD IT AROUND to people who obviously don't know how to make money or else they'd already have money!
Then they'd be taxed more and have to give away their extra money to a whole new set of Have Nots!
Obama is not only a terrorist and an Arab, he's also a communist and a socialist and a big fat taxer.
Cindy and I will spread our wealth around when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.
Spread the wealth around! It's an outrage!

7 comments:

Lulu Maude said...

What's funny is that Adam Smith, author of The Wealth of Nations, the first economic work and a conservative bible, advocated the same thing way way long ago.

How radical. Really.

DCup said...

How long do these dumbasses think they can make money off of consumers who don't have any money?

Anonymous said...

How about no income tax for anybody? I could get behind that.

Matty Boy said...

As I said on my blog, you want socialism? Go to Alaska and be part of the Alaska Permanent Fund scam.

Spartacus said...

Heh! I can't wait for him to say, "I'm John McCain. And I earned my wealth."

Randal Graves said...

Since pie stealing will commence under a Hussein administration, do we get the choice of what kind of pie it is? Sure, apple is popular, but blueberry and cherry is good as well. And pumpkin!

karenzipdrive said...

Anonymous-no taxes? Cool, then how 'bout no services paid for by the government?
Gee, we can pave our own streets throw up some interstate freeways, build our own power grids, pick up our own trash and dig our own wells and septic tanks for sewage. Then we can build all the public schools and take turns teaching our kids.
Why is it anonymous commenters are always such stupid asses?
Scram.