Friday, October 03, 2008

Not Such a Bright Idea



I went to a swell debate watching party at my other sister's house.
I took a big slug of wine every time Palin said, "maverick."
By halftime I was hammered and hanging out in the kitchen talking to a judge friend of my lover in law's.
I think by then, Biden had already demonstrated that he is a serious contender, and Palin had proven herself to be the kind of broad Joe Sixpack would want on his bowling team, if not spread eagle on a pool table.
The most telling point of the debate was when Biden teared up about raising a family as a single parent, and Palin's stone faced reaction was devoid of compassion.
Yep. She's Bush with tits is all.

9 comments:

Distributorcap said...

bush with tits
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

i drank my Trader Joe beer

Matty Boy said...

I was drinking Burnett's vodka from Trader Joe's with OJ.

With all her folksiness and, "Gosh, I hope ya like me!" stuff, you know what would have been a nice thing to say?

"Thanks, Gwen. How's the ankle?"

But that would have actually taken a moment to really connect with another person, and that isn't her style.

Randal Graves said...

HA! I think we had the same exact experience. Although can the babe on my pool table be smart?

I get the impression that she, like Chimpy, would love chuckling as she signed off on yet another death row inmate.

dguzman said...

And shortly thereafter she began talking about how thankful she is for the Constitution's "flexibility" in giving the VP more power. Holy shit. Naomi Wolf might be right after all; this lady wants to be supreme dick-tater of the new Amurkan theocracy. She's psycho.

nonnie9999 said...

i call her vagina cheney. not one drop of compassion for anyone other than herself. even when she holds her own baby, there is not an ounce of emotion on her face. she pats him on the back robotically, just long enough for the photo-op, and then she passes the poor little thing to the little girl. then the baby is forgotten. she seems almost sociopathic. would any mother who cared about her child risk a 10-hour trip to a dirtwater hospital to give birth?

karenzipdrive said...

She hoists that damn baby around like a teenager in one of those classes where they have to care for a 10 lb. sack of flour for a month and they get graded down if the sack is torn or damaged.
Most grandmothers are more loving toward their first grandchild, but this bitch resents that baby Trig has turned her into a grandma way too soon for the hot babe she considers herself.

HelenWheels said...

I was planning on drinking every time she ended a verb in "in" instead of "ing" but I woudl have been wasted w/in 2 minutes.

I drank wine too. Needed to. But unlike my cringing friends, I laughed most of the way through.

She's an amateur production of "Oklahoma."

Lulu Maude said...

(musical notation)"I'm just a girl who can't say no.. tralalalala"

Spartacus said...

..as long as you didn't drive home after the drinking.