Dumb and Dumber
Great googly moogly! I think I have taken myself to the brink of political torture.
Yes, I actually watched Elisabeth Hasslebitch introduce Sarah Palin at a rally this morning in Tampa, Florida.
Obviously, the (straight) men of the GOP have a new trick up their sleeves.
Having realized that prominent GOP women like Laura Bush, Barbara Bush Sr., Kay Baily Hutchison, Liddy Dole, Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, ad nauseam all share the same unfuckability quotient, now they are pushing for good looking GOP chicks only.
Even the most rabid Democrat would have to admit, if they didn't talk, write or gesture, both Palin and Hasslebitch are good looking broads.
Alas, once they open their mouths, all the pretty in the world can't fix stupid.
A pretty but stupid woman is no trophy.
I have dated a few pretty but stupid women, and eventually my catty friends and sisters ask how I can tolerate such a dummy. Truth is, once the sexual patina rubs off, the stupidity factor and lack of stimulating conversation bore me too much to carry on.
But then, I am not a Republican straight man.
Apparently, all they need in a female Republican is the desire to fuck her, then whatever idiotic mush she drools out on the campaign trail is wholly insignificant.
Hearing Hasslebitch flap her jaws, followed by Palin's grating assault on my eardrums was torture. But using the mute button and just looking at those two made me realize what the GOP good old boys were up to.
Even if the product it's selling isn't worth a damn.