Yeah, I Can Think of a Few Myself
The MCCain/Palin crampaign doesn't care if Joe the Plumber was neither a licensed plumber nor a guy named Joe, now they are peppering their campaign speeches with all sorts of So-and-So the Such-and-Such references who allegedly support them. Corny, but they think it's working for them.
I figured I'd match them with a few of my own, only these are Obama supporters, and not in any particular order.
My fellow Americans, there are ordinary people out there who know Barack Obama will help them by giving them tax cuts because they earn less than $200,000 a year and they won't have their health insurance benefits taxed.
Alex the IT Guy, April the Computer Nerd, Anna the Social Worker, Albert the Nephew, Bedia the Nursing Student, Angela the Hotel Manager, Adam the co-worker, Bert the CFO, Beth the Petroleum Engineer, Bettie the Lobbyist, Billy the retired guy, Brett the dowager empress, Cris the ex-girlfriend, Clay the newspaper editor, Cynthia the college professor, Cynthia the psychologist, Chari the Computer Nerd, Chica the hot older woman, Cindy the retired teacher, Dee the life coach, D-Cup the blogger, Dierdre the Park Ranger, D-Guz the ex-Texan, Donna the message therapist, Dusty the Blogger, Evan the New Yorker, Elaine the art director, Elena the politician, Fran the Christian, Gare the gay guy, Gene the gay artist, Graciela the Radical Latina, Hannah the Genius, Hedda the Diva, Helen the Blogger, Irene the college professor, Jenny the environmentalist, Janice the psychotherapist, Jan the Midwife, Jeannie the cousin, Jesse the neighbor, Jessica the single mom, Jill the rich lesbian, Jody the Jew, John the Cousin, Julien the smoking hot lesbian writer, Kathy the rich lady, Katie the cat lady, Kathy the paralegal, Katie the Jewish broad, Libby the Liberal, Lynne the boss, Mathman the teacher, Matty the Boy, Marlene the lawyer, Martha the jewelry designer/actress, Melody the horse rancher, Michelle the designer, Mollie the weed smoker, Monkey the Muck, Maralyn the Cool Black Friend, Nonnie the Photoshopper, Nan the cooler Black Friend, Nancy the Rocket Scientist, Nell the skinny waitress, Nancy the whiny neighbor, Princess the Sparkle Pony, Pagie the Republican, Patrica the Cajun, Patti the Loudmouth Asshole, Robert the old Gay Guy, Rick the Buddy, Rita the lawyer, Robin the Cute Chick, Roger the Redneck, Roz the Hilarious Black Chick, Ruth the pothead, Rene the hot lesbian, Sandra the Rehabber, Sandra the Investigator, Shelley the Boston Jew, Sharron the lover-in-law, Sonia the Frenchwoman, Sparticus the IT Auditor, Stephanie the Smart Girl, Therese the lover-in-law, Tippy the Shrink, Trish the photographer, Vickie the Drunk Lawyer, Willie the Personal Trainer ...and more.