Midweek Haiku

Here we are, humpday
Going out to lunch today
Oh boy, more salad!

My poor Aviva
Has to go back to the pit
And deal with more crap

I noticed today
The cats eat like I do now
Kibble, in a bowl

I had a nice dream
Eating coffee Haagen Dasz
Woke up to soy flakes

Thirty-three more days
Til' I see Canuck again
Celibacy sucks.

My pants are baggy
So are my shirts and sweaters
A silver lining!