Thursday, January 17, 2002

Ten Reasons to Stay Single

1. Saves on razor blades and shaving cream
2. Don't have to share the TV clicker
3. You can read long into the night without the light bothering anyone
4. The CD's in the stack are all ones you've picked out
5. Closet space is all yours
6. No sweating about anyone's relatives but your own
7. Nobody cares if your hair looks like Ace Ventura or Bob's Big Boy
8. You know when you are running out of milk and/or Cokes
9. No panic about morning breath
10.Snoring and flatulence go unfettered and free

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