What's with all this farm girl and barnyard porn spam I get?
I haven't opened any of it, but I have to wonder why there's so damn much of it.
I don't like most porn, I am of the Anais Ninn school of erotica, so why send me so much creepy Green Acres porn spam?
Somehow I stopped being barraged with spam that will grow my penis by 3 inches, but now I am on the rural circuit.
I am a city girl. Hay makes me sneeze. I don't like gingham, pigtails or Daisy Duke cutoffs. I've never visited a farm porn site.
I blame Tracy for this.