Overdue haiku

Summer's here again
Watching my lawn turn brown
Oh wait, that's dog crap

Queer Poet's nice blog
Nicer: more paragraph breaks
Eyes can uncross now

Hoopty the blogger
Writes about picking his nose
Draws 60 comments

If I go broke soon
I'll make up a little sign:
I WILL BLOG FOR FOOD

Watching CNN
Slow news day, looks like to me
Karen Hughes is news?

Indians, Pakis
What are they fighting about?
They both talk funny

Bisexual folks?
I know why they do that stuff
They are all Libras

Romance confounds me
What I really need right now?
Cold watermelon.