Sunday, June 16, 2002

Mary's Prize Haiku

Mary takes the train
Like a real live New Yorker
But she's from Jersey

Minutiae, her blog
Is like being in New York
Or maybe Jersey

To a Texan it's
Pretty much the same, really
New York, New Jersey

Mary grooms her hair
All of it, from head to toe
She shaves the good part

Barcodie gives her
Advice on what razor's best
He likes the Venus

I think Mary needs
A good new man in her life
I think BarCodeKing

I'm a yenta, so?
May as well matchmake, shall we?
Barcode, Mary, yes!

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