I Want One

There's a new remote control gizmo on the market that I want.
It silences the booming bass stereos in cars.
One click and the boomba boomba boomba turns OFF.
I want one for my home and auto.
I want a holster so I can carry one with me at all times.
Kid in a Mustang next to me at the red light playing gangsta rap? Click.
Kid in a low rider driving by my house at 1 a.m. playing heavy metal? Click.
Neighbor detailing his car right next to my office window, playing hip hop? Click.
What could be better?