Wednesday, October 16, 2002

Martha Stewart Redux

I find it deliciously incongruent that I got a newsgroup article today in my e-mail saying that ImClone founder Sam Waskal pled guilty to bank and securities fraud by tipping off buddies like Martha to dump their ImClone stock, then in another batch of e-mail I got a Martha recipe for some kind of autumn root vegetable stew and an ad hawking her elaborate silver bed linens.
She's got to be shitting in her Egyptian Monarch-spun silk panties by now.
I am starting to think Martha's really going to be indicted, tried and found guilty.
Face it, she's Leona Helmsley all over again, and she's likely to get some serious pokey time for the measley 150 grand she scammed off that falling stock.

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