My Night at the Old Folks Home
No sleep, well, maybe a little sleep. Mom only woke up twice but she did manage to pull the emergency cord in her bathroom three times. Man, those nurses are fast.
I am so tired I can't even describe the dream I had last night, okay-okay, I will.
The shampoo ad woman was running toward me again, but instead of falling into my arms in slow motion, she plowed me right down and kept running, and right behind her was this huge bulldyke chasing her, and she plowed over me, too.
Damn, I was lying there flat like Wile E. Coyote after an Acme steamroller incident.
Calling Dr. Freud!