Tuesday, January 28, 2003

Haiku: Bonsai Bush

Dubya's speech tonight
Tight scripted so he can read

He'll out start like this:
"My fellow Americans"
and end with cliches

if the budget's so weak
why is he wanting billions
for his daddy's war?

sad old ladies say
where are our prescriptions, George?
he say he don't know

beauty's just skin deep
but dumb like George Dubya's
goes right to the bone

Karl Rove, where are you?
he's under the podium
hand up puppet's butt

God Bless the U.S.
May You keep an eye on us
protect us from dunce

I didn't vote Bush
But then neither did most folks
Supreme Court did this

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