Wednesday, January 15, 2003

June 21: Mark the Date

Finally, J.K. Rowlings fifth Harry Potter book will be out on June 21.
In the book called "Harry Potter and the Jungle Called Suburbia," a 30-something Harry Potter will deal with dark secrets like:
-Why there are checks left when the money is all spent
-Hermoine's frigidity
-Harry junior's masturbation problems
-Overdue dues to the Order of Merlin Club
-His balloon mortgage
-Faulty brakes on his Dodge Caravan
-His need for bifocals

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