Sweet Revenge

A fellow blogger friend of mine had to go underground after something she wrote about her job fell into the wrong colleagues' hands and got her into some serious trouble.
The two guys who worked with her took way too much joy in setting the wheels in motion toward ruining her career, based on two obviously satirical sentences she wrote.
We rebloggers at her secret site have been having a lot of fun suggesting revenge ideas. This was the best revenge story I've ever heard:

Got someone who screwed you over really bad?
Give them a garage/yard/rummage sale.

1. Take out some ads in a few local throwaway newspapers:

GARAGE SALE:
301 Maple Street
Saturday and Sunday, 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. Early birds welcome.
Ladies' designer clothes, almost new, size 12. Men's Armani and Ralph Lauren suits, size 42 reg. Playstation, new in box, $15. XBox new, $17. New Gameboys $10 each. Pool table w/ new felt, $75. Leather couch, good shape $65. Matching chairs, $30 each.
DVD player, $25. DVDs, $4 each. Loaded Dell Computer and all accessories, 1 year old, $250. Motorcycle parts, adult videos. Hummel and Lladro figurines. Snap On Tools, full sets, $40. Antiques, guns and rifles, skis, fishing poles and related gear. All priced to sell fast! FREE hot dogs and Cokes for the kids! Local checks accepted. Se hablo Español.