Memo to Saddam

Listen up, you dead son of a bitch.
You are fooling no one with these tired old pre-taped videos of you spouting a load of generic crap.
If you want anyone to believe you and your lunatic rapist sons are still alive, come on TV tomorrow night with your boys, and you be holding a sign with the name of the most recent person voted off Survivor, and I don't mean Roger from last week, you sniveling, dead bastard.
Rest in pieces, dude.