Rick Santorum's Haiku

Homosexuals
Are like other criminals
They all hate my guts

I speak for Jesus
Wait, I am a Catholic
I am Jesus Christ

Being gay is wrong
Just ask Dick and Lynn Cheney
or their queer daughter

Call me Rick, not Dick
I don't like dick, don't do dick
But I'm no lesbo

Call me normal Rick
Not gay, negro or arab
You be normal, too

Coitus is normal
Anything else: sodomy
I am right, they're wrong

The Senate belongs
In the bedrooms of sinners
The Bible says so!