Spotted in the Employment Classifieds of the Syria Gazette
Job wanted. Experienced communcator/public relations expert can help your government, extremist group or corporation shine. I can turn bad news into glorious news. I can create images of Allah blessed power and convince others of strength when there is weakness. Allah has blessed me with eternal optimism and a gift of gab.
Contact Saeed al-Sahhaf at WeWon@netzero.net.