I can't stand my four day old haircut, it's driving me crazy.
The top is squared off and spiky and the sides are so thick they add an inch to the sides of my head. I look like a brunette Sponge Bob Square Pants.
I had to actually make a new appointment for tomorrow to get the corners cut off.
I lay in bed for 10 minutes and arise looking like Bobcat Golthwaite.
I have to use at least five after-shampoo products to glue it in place, then it gets so glued it flattens out and brings me back to the Sponge Bob look.
I HATE IT!