Thursday, April 10, 2003

Survivor Haiku

Poor Survivor Butch
Blander than plain, dry oatmeal
Hung? Like a Ken doll

Rob, Rob, funny guy
He has got to be Jewish
With all that kvetching

Matthew is so weird
Looks like a customer for
Tracy's psycho ward

Alex, you cute boy
Too bad you're on thin ice now
Deena wants your pecs

Jenna, skinny Jenna
Big tits and a tiny brain
Look out, Hollywood!

Heidi the naked
So much for teaching career
Hello, Hustler pics!

Christy, cute deaf girl
Outsmarts all the hearing folks
Is deafness an act?

Deena, dyke lawyer
Never mentions her hubby
Wonder why that is?

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