Who Are These People?

You can tell when a person on the Internet is nuts wHeN THey tYPe liKe tHIs.
Here's another way you can spot the nutters.
What are they searching for when they land on your blog?
I see I have attracted my share of geeks and nerds, however I am pleased to see very few perverts looking for stuff I either stopped doing years ago or would rather die than even contemplate.
Here are some of my recent hits, looking for shit I swear I (generally) haven't written about.

I'd list more but my Sitemeter has joined my Bloglinks and my new, non-operational referrer's list in the land of Fuckuppia.