Bush Haiku

Whitman says, "I quit!"
The sky is smoggy and the
water smells like shit!

Fleischer says, "I quit!"
Pinnochio would quit too
I can't lie no more

Cheney says, "I'll stay"
Who else would hire an old
guy with heart trouble?

Rumsfeld says, "I'll stay"
It's easy to work for Rove
He's evil, like me!

Rice and Powell will stay
They say Massah George treats his
Black folks really nice

Saddam says he'll stay
with George Dubya at the helm
Saddam stays alive!

Bin Laden loves Bush
He uses him to show all
what jerks Yanks can be