Happy Mother's Day

I love my mother. She's 90 years old and still going strong, although she likes George W. Bush (because he reminds her of my big brother). She also thinks she still works for the Navy, so senility also factors into her assessment of the Resident.
Anyway, many of my readers are mothers. My own girlfriend la is a great mother. My best friend Anna is another great mother.
To all the mothers out there, thank you for having us. Thank you for rearing us. Thank you for agreeing to be our mothers.
My mother is an expert in malapropism.
Once she said to me, "Oh honey, you're making a mountain out of a molehole."
What funny thing(s) has your mother said to you?