Sunday, March 16, 2003

From the desk of George W. Bush
Monday, March 17, 2003

9am: wake up, have freedom toast for breakfast
10am: wear a green tie to work and don't say nothing bad about the Irish because it's there birthday.
11am: start the war with Irac, Iracq, Saddam.
Noon: lunch, corned beef, cabbage and freedom fries
1:pm: watch the People's court
2pm: nap
3pm: snack time
4pm: jogging, wear green jogging suit
5pm: call Dick, see how war is going
6pm: dinner with Karl Rove
8pm: watch Fear Factor
9pm: watch Everybody Loves Raymond
9:30 bedtime

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