Here's who the AOL poll takers think will win the ultimate prize:
25% Christy the hearing impaired woman
19% Dave the rocket scientist
13% Deena the closeted dyke lawyer
10% Heidi the zitty gym teacher bitch
6% Butch the old geezer
6% Alex the triathlon dude
6% Roger the other old geezer
6% Rob the 8-ball dork
5% Jenna the icky swimsuit model from sunny Pittsburgh
4% Matthew the weird guy
Looks like a plausible poll to me.
So for tonight, I am guessing Matthew will be booted if Jabberjaws loses, and from Tampaxi, I think Heidi's time is up.