Saturday, February 10, 2007

Anna, Anna, Fabulous Anna

All I can say is, when the faux prince husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor claims he's the baby daddy, this is the trailer trash story of the decade.
Can Bobby Trendy be next to claim he's the baby daddy?

All this Anna Nicole news and the one person we've yet to hear from is her butch assistant Kimmie.

I think she's the damn daddy.


The Educated Eclectic said...

Bwa ha ha - love it - best take on the whole mess I have read yet.

BigSis said...

Zsa Zsa is 90, and her "prince" is 62. hmmm, I guess even big ole AN-S looked pretty good to him.

Do any of the many parties involved ever date someone born in their same decade, or 2?

Karen Zipdrive said...

Hey Big Sis, Anna Nicole was hot even when she was at 220 pounds. Sure she was always fucked up, but she was still kinda hot in a trailer trash/bowling alley kinda way.
She liked rich geezers for obvious reasons.
But Prince von Fugazzi doesn't have any money, so if A.N.S. was doing him, it was probably like Michael Jackson marrying Lisa Marie Presley- they just wanted to feel closer to their idols.
What amazes me is the media saturation on her death. It's that NASCAR mentality once again...tantalizing the basest instincts of us Americans.
It's deliciously embarrassing. :)

Lulu Maude said...

God... that poor little baby with all the faux daddies lining up for her potential net worth.

They'll probably disappear if the case for the fortune is dropped with A.N's demise.

Anna... bad mommy, bad mommy.

BigSis said...

I admit she was very pretty, but probably stinky, like not into bathing much. As for prince Asshalt, I don't think he has a dime but I'll bet he has access to Zsa Zsa's $$ and spent alot of it on stinky Anna. She didn't do him for his faux title. Her Mama said Anna's sis had leukemia and couldn't pay for medical and Anna refused to help and said she didn't have any $$ to spare. Cold, cheap and stinky.

Karen Zipdrive said...

Zsa Zsa has no more money. She peaked back when The Love Boat was on.