Sunday, July 22, 2007


Bush was said to have had five polyps removed from his rectum during his colonoscopy over the weekend.
The polyps had names: Dick, Condi, Rove, Alberto and Scooter.
Now if the doctors could only remove his head from his ass, we might have something.


Lulu Maude said...

Naw... as Gertrude Stein once said (of Oakland, and I say it of Dubya), there is no there there.

Lulu Maude said...

Dear Polyp-Namer,

I just told a story about you on my schmooze award blog. You'd best check it out.


Your Friend of over 30 years

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Anonymous said...

George W Bush is a polyp. After his colonoscopy it was reported that he "played with his dog and rode his bicycle" to which Jay Leno replied, "...what is he, 12 years old?"

Anonymous said...

Twelve-year-olds are far brighter. He's more like an 8-year-old.