I'm So Bored
After weeks of brain damaging heat and a brief respite of only 93 degrees right now, I am so bored I may have to clean up, shave my legs, exfoliate and becoming charming again so I can go get laid.
Seriously, all I have to do tonight is watch the Daytime Emmys. How dull is that?
Big sis is bored, too. We just talked on the phone for 24 minutes, until we bored each other too much and had to hang up.
Then she was so bored she sent me a website that tells you where you'd end up if you dug from your home through the earth to the other side. Here: http://map.talleye.com/bighole.php
11 comments:
Swell. I'd end up somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean.
BORING.
Wait! I did it from New York City(ish) and guess what? I ended up somewhere in the middle of the Indian Ocean!
What gives?
Julien (my google login keeps showing me as "info" - what gives on that also?)
like Julien - i am in the indian ocean off southwest australia
if bush isnt there i like it already
I like the beach but the middle of the ocean kinda scares me.
I've already put my little shovel away. Bush is almost gone anyway, no need to tunnel outta the USA.
Here's something to get out and bang some pots and pans about:
http://www.actblue.com/page/fisa
Anon:
Checked it: zzzzzzzzz.
I've tried other "where will you end up if you dig... sites and they all put me in the middle of the Indian Ocean. So I went to the globe Zip gave me and it turns out that's mighty big ocean. Big enough to accommodate the entire US.
Cheesecake for breakfast. That's basically what this is for me this morning. You have lovely antique photos, and the promise of escape. Now I find out it's to the middle of the Indian Ocean. I'll stay home and bored.
It's only 87 degrees at 11:17 a.m. so I am still calm and dry here in Sauna Antonio.
Turns out my boredom level is in direct proportion to how hot I am.
Plus, tonight I am meeting my sisters and my lover-in-law for dinner at a Mongolian grill.
I loves me some Mongolian grilled stuff.
One hundred degrees at 2:11 p.m.
I have heat-induced ennui again, but thinking about being with my family later is keeping me from getting too cranky.
Plus Baby Jake is asleep on his back, with his little head on my foot.
I'm in the Indian Ocean too. Hope there's a sandbar nearby....
I sure don't miss that Texas heat.
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