is that a french bulldog? that's just so sad. the poor liitle thing! did you know that french bulldogs have been bred to the point where they can't mate without assistance, and they usually have to have c-sections, because their heads are too big to fit through the birth canal? they are definitely little dogs made by a committee.
Oh no, that is sad to hear they've been engineered to be so freakishly adorable. I guess I should stop wishing to have one. Too bad, I would have named her "Baby Nonnie."
awww, baby nonnie, the french bulldog! just like me, she wouldn't be gettin' any!
p.s. zippy, you must see princess sarah's new do. a friend of mine at the big orange just said she looks like (are ya ready?)..."a brunette Nellie Olsen (from Little House on the Prairie)"
OMG Nonnie, I saw her on Oprahh today and the first thing I thought was, her former RNC handlers must be shitting bricks about how horrible that phony nylon hairpiece looked. And I loved how she squinched up her nose and asked Oprah, "Do ya like it?" And Oprah was like, "Next topic." I figure she must have purchased that curly fry piece of shit from the Wasilla dollar store. Only 100% plastic (or nylon) could be that shiny. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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is that a french bulldog? that's just so sad. the poor liitle thing! did you know that french bulldogs have been bred to the point where they can't mate without assistance, and they usually have to have c-sections, because their heads are too big to fit through the birth canal? they are definitely little dogs made by a committee.
Oh no, that is sad to hear they've been engineered to be so freakishly adorable.
I guess I should stop wishing to have one. Too bad, I would have named her "Baby Nonnie."
Well I hope this makes everyone feel a little better about the cruel owner letting that little puppy flop around helplessly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N0rPtBKGqM&feature=player_profilepage
and have you heard the very weird sounds they make that are supposed to be barks??
awww, baby nonnie, the french bulldog! just like me, she wouldn't be gettin' any!
p.s. zippy, you must see princess sarah's new do. a friend of mine at the big orange just said she looks like (are ya ready?)..."a brunette Nellie Olsen (from Little House on the Prairie)"
roflmao!!!!! oh, here's the pic.
OMG Nonnie, I saw her on Oprahh today and the first thing I thought was, her former RNC handlers must be shitting bricks about how horrible that phony nylon hairpiece looked.
And I loved how she squinched up her nose and asked Oprah, "Do ya like it?"
And Oprah was like, "Next topic."
I figure she must have purchased that curly fry piece of shit from the Wasilla dollar store.
Only 100% plastic (or nylon) could be that shiny.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Back to Baby Nonnie the Frenchie puppy, admit it, we'd all want to lean over and motorboat thehell out of that fat little baby's tummy.
he's adorable! he makes me want to go down to the shelter and adopt a puppy. wanna really overdose on cute? look here.
Oh my! Imagine the puppy breath on that brood.
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