I Knew For Sure She Was Gay When I Saw This Pic

No straight woman would intentionally don this dominatrix costume and parade around in public. From the knee-high, black leather jackboots to the black military long coat, this ensemble screams dyke dominatrix.
If I picked up a date wearing this get-up, I'd know that later I might have to face discipline for some imaginary infraction.
It's enough she's a closet dyke, but I think she was mighty cheeky to send this secret gay message to her peeps: "I'm here, I'm queer, but don't tell!"