Ahmadinejad: No Gays in Iran

Sure, not if you keep killing them off, ya fuckin' bum.
Call me fussy, but if I were a man addressing the UN, I think I'd wear a tie.
I'm all for free speech, but this guy is about as bad a PR rep for the Islamo-bad guys as Bush is for democracy.
I say we settle this fair and square. Give Bush and Ahmadinejad each a gun and the guy who isn't dead at the end agrees to shut the fuck up and disappear.
Then let's all have a big, gay parade.