Showing posts with label Panda Bears: An Enviable Species. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Panda Bears: An Enviable Species. Show all posts

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Look at This Adorable Baby!



I think Panda bears are in the top three percent of adorable baby animals.
Look at his big biscuit paws and his pink spotted belly!
Pandas always look sweet and never seem menacing like other mean, dirty, stinky bears.
They say they are tiny as newborns, "about the size of a stick of butter."
Then they start developing fur and squawking in Panda baby talk and they are almost unbearably cute.
I think life must be easy street for Pandas.
Everyone loves them and they never get any bad press. You never hear of a Panda running amok and scaring the hell out of anyone. They don't even eat meat.
I tell you what...
If I acquired a baby Panda bear as a pet, a lot of you Bloggy friends would fly to San Antonio just to pet the little guy. And I think I'd name him Evan, for reasons many of you will understand.
I would dress him up and take him out for eucalyptus leaves and Smart water. And I'd get him a little red baseball cap to wear.
Puppies and kittens are cute, but they grow up to be dogs and cats. A baby Panda grows up to be an adorable big Panda. They never go through an ugly phase.
Agree?