I think I have figured out the recent onslaught of cheaters going to sex addiction clinics to get treatment.
It's very simple.
If you make the news for getting caught cheating and you have money, you get to call it an addiction and go for treatment.
If you have no fame or money and just like to have a lot of sex, run around on your significant other, or get caught screwing someone you shouldn't be, you're just a plain old horn-dog.
These days, too many people are blaming their behaviors on mental illness:
alcoholic, rageoholic, sexoholic, shopoholic, dopeoholic, workoholic, sweetoholic, ad nauseam.
The only sexual diagnosis I accept is nymphomania. It's old school, plus they seem like really fun people. ;)
