Ahh, the sweet juxtaposition between nature-inspired, soothing haiku and scum sucking, sniveling campaign politics. The yin and yang! The sweet meets the bitter! The placid old mama cat meets the stinky skunk babies.
Obama, at first
You bothered me a whole lot
Now I think you're cool
John McCain, at first
I was neutral about you
Now? Go fuck yourself.
Prisoners of War
Should sue the pandering turd
Wah Wah! Me hero!
"Health of the Mother"
With big air quotes he said it
Sarcastic old fuck
"ACORN bad!" he said
John forgot: gave their keynote
speech, back in '06
Hey Joe the Plumber!
You make a quarter million?
You pay more tax, prick.
Sarah Palin puts
The cunt in phrase "cuntry first"
And Trig's her grandson!
Joe the Plumber lacks
Ohio Plumbing licence
Fucking phony plant.
"I'm not Bush," he cried.
Then his eyes bulged and he blinked
Three-thousand-ten times.
Cindy McCain- yikes
Botoxed and Vicodinned up
A rich bitch junkie
Michelle Obama
A tall, cool drink o' water
And Mama can dance!
Last night, John McCain
Scowl blink, scowl blink, scowl blink, blink
Petit mal seizures?
Barack stayed so calm
He looked quite presidential
Old John just looked mad
"ACORN bad!" John said.
If they're bad, then tell me why
He stores them in cheeks!
Barack: Bugs Bunny
And McCain is Elmer Fudd
Only grouchier
Even Fox News said
Obama kicked McCain's ass
His saggy, old ass.
