Voir Dire, My Ass

I cannot believe our judicial system is so flawed they have compelled me to appear for jury duty this morning. I am wholly unsuitable for jury duty.
I have far too many opinions.
I rush to judgment.
I am cranky with lamebrains.
I dislike criminal types.
I cannot keep a poker face, and that makes the lawyers edgy.
I need an afternoon nap.
My girlfriend's summer vacation starts today.
I need regularly scheduled snacks.
I know way too many lesbians in the DA's office.
It's too hot.
I don't wanna.