Is It Just Me, or...

Has anyone noticed the veiled terrorist threat John Ashcroft has warned us about coinciding with Dubya's falling poll numbers?
I guess they figure if the scare tactics worked before, they'll work again.
But this time, they are so lackadaisical and disorganized that Tom Ridge of the Department of Homeland Insecurity has not adjusted the color of the windsock to indicate whatever color means more danger.
Maybe they need to switch the color to brown and just leave it there.
After all, it is the color of bullshit.