A New Gig

I just got a new offer to do standup- this time for a Cancer Awareness thing for a local hospital.
It's this summer, in June.
Outdoors.
In the blistering Texas sun.
Oh, good, while I'm making wisecracks about endometrial cancer, I'll be getting skin cancer.
(rimshot)
They signed me up for 30 minutes. Ha!
I said I'd do 10. Fifteen, tops. I figure I can throw in 5 minutes of sweat jokes alone.