Oh, For God's Sake!
In, out, in, out, in.
Paris Hilton's recent jail drama has started to mimic her sex video.
First, she was sentenced to 45 days for breaking DUI probation by driving with a suspended license.
Then a few days into her jail time, a sheriff released her to house arrest because of some "undisclosed illness."
Then the DA and a few other bigwigs rightfully pitched a fit, had the cops pick her up at her home and drag her back to court, where the presiding judge ordered her back to jail.
Upon the judge's decision, she was said to have started screaming, "It's not fair!" then she screamed for her mama like an 8-year-old. She literally had to be dragged off to jail.
The trouble with today's young celebrities is they can't handle their booze and dope.
Back in my day, we could drop acid, drink a 12-pack of beer or a box of wine, smoke a few joints and conduct ourselves like ladies-- behind the wheel or not.
These pussies today can't handle their substances; it's as simple as that.
And once they prove they can't handle their booze and dope, then they can't handle the consequences.
We all know Paris Hilton will end up turning this episode in her life into some kind of money making scheme.
We all know this will do nothing to tarnish her image.
When her image is that of a dim-witted, rich party girl, a little pokey time will just add to her street cred.
So, Paris, quit your bitching, do your skimpy month and a half of time and get over it. You'll emerge from jail skinnier, pale and wan-- just like you have to work at being all the time anyway, stupid.