Honey, please.
When Florida Governor Charlie Crist announced yesterday he was running for the U.S. Senate, he did it by Twitter. And in his Tweet he said something like, "After discussing it with my wife Carole..."
1. Straight men over age 30 do not Twitter.
2. Mentioning the wife was rather like gilding the lily, no?
A new movie called Outrage or Outtage or some damn thing apparently outs Crist, former RNC leader Ken Mehlman and bathroom sex queen Larry Craig as being gay men.
Gee, that's kinda like doing a movie about outing lesbians and mentioning Martina Navratalova, Rosie O'Donnell and Melissa Etheridge.
While I don't think outing people just for fun is particularly appropriate, when the people in question are legislators who notoriously speak out against and vote against same sex marriage, well, they kinda have it coming.
Same goes for this Miss California Carrie Prejean bitch who preaches religion and against same sex marriage, yet it's okay that we've all seen her naked tits all over the Internet.
I think people who make a big deal about trying to legitimize homophobia and deny equal rights to those who pay equal taxes should be scrutinized out the ass.
I kinda like Charlie Crist, even though he is a Republican. He was one of the few GOP governors who accepted money from Obama's bail-out plan, despite the risk of condemnation from the GOP sheeple.
Hey, I love good looking gay men.
Unlike Mehlman and Craig, Crist actually takes great care of himself with good skin care, immaculate grooming and a deep tan.
What a great move it would be for the Republicans to let Crist come out of the closet and see that he gets elected into the Senate. They could shut people like me up by saying, "We are a Big Tent Party and our gay Charlie is a lot more of a handsome son of a bitch than that goofy looking Barney Frank!"
As Michael Steele would say, "Fo shizzle!"
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P.S. Note the Botox in his forehead. And NO straight men over 40 are that reed thin.
But I gotta hand it to him, the beard is pretty.
when the gay rumors start again, poor charlie is going to have to man up, hold his breath, close his eyes, and screw the beard so she can be preggers by the time the campaign begins in earnest.
I'd also like to mention there are multiple pictures of Carrie Prejean hanging out with Michael Phelps.
They took her word on the nekkid pictures thing. Are we sure she's ever passed a drug test?
And Christie has a guy following him around with a fan so we never have to see Christie sweat. He's not just gay, he's a southern belle.
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