Happy 4th of July

It's too hot to go outside so I've entertained myself all day by watching "The Surreal Life" on VH1.
It's a reality show about a bunch of has-been celebrities who share a home for a few weeks while they experience various cheesy adventures designed to bring out the borderline personality disorder in each of them.
Let's say you're the booking agent for the show. Which has-beens would you like to see stuck in the same house together? Pick six to eight, from any walk of celebrity life.