Thursday, October 12, 2006

Katie Couric's Meteoric Crash

I read in the news today that Katie Couric's ratings are rapidly slipping down the drain.
In week one, she wasted the only first impression she'll ever get to make by lobbing Bush softball questions.
Anyone in the media who's still willing to lick Bush's balls on national TV -after all he's done to ruin the country- deserves to be pushed into obscurity.
She may end up on one of those late night infomercials, selling patriotic knickknacks or commemorative shit with eagles and red, white and blue all over it, but she's not a newsperson, never has been a newsperson, and never will be a newsperson.
I gave her a chance, like millions of others did, but she chose to blow it on trying to make Bush look good.
Adios, Mofo.


Lulu Maude said...

Lick Bush's balls--
Not a pretty picture.

BigSis said...

Katie is too silly to do the news. She should do local station weather.

Karen Zipdrive said...

She is silly.
When I heard her say, "Navy Seals ROCK!" her stock plummeted in my book.
Just close your eyes and imagine Walter Cronkite saying that.
For God's sake.