Saturday, November 04, 2006

Rev. Ted Haggard

He didn't have gay sex, he just hired the same gay male hooker to give him body massages in hotels during a three year span.
And he didn't use the methamphetamine he bought from the gay male hooker on numerous occasions, he just bought it out of curiosity, a curiosity that was strong enough to keep buying it, but never strong enough to try it.

Fill in the blank:

Ted Haggard is _____________________.

3 comments:

Trish said...

Oh come on, he's just a pawn used by the Democrats to take the heat off John Kerry! Poor guy, don't you feel sorry for him?

Trish said...

The Republican party lately reminds me of an experience I had in college. I was dating outside my race, and I lived in this duplex next to this 55-year-old queen who spent his days spying on the neighbors. Nathan Lane's character in Bird Cage was macho compared to this guy. He complained to the landlord about me bringing "inappropriate people" into the apartment complex because he was afraid my boyfriend would steal his antiques. Focusing on the stereotypes of another group and takes the focus off of yourself.

nobody's fool said...

Love your big sis, Karen. :)

To finish your sentence:

... a top.

Heh.