How Could I Forget to Mention This?

Last weekend, murderer O.J. Simpson was in town to help his buddy open horse racing season at the Retama Polo Center. The center is owned by one of his neighbors in Florida who thought O.J. might be a welcome addition to opening day.
The murderer and his pals had dinner at Paesano's on the Riverwalk, where many locals reminded him quite vocally he was a murderer unwelcome in this town. One woman was so insistent, they threatened to call the police *on her* for disturbing the peace. Ha!
I would have walked out had I been dining there.
I guess his search for the "true killer" of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman will extend to every race track, golf course and luxury restaurant on Earth until he finds the culprit.