I Can't Help It

Today as I was opening snail mail, I received a replacement VISA card for one that was about to expire. My credit limit had been increased!
So there I sit, shiny new platinum VISA in my left hand, Land's End catalog in my right. A voice appeared in my head, buy more shoes it said.
So I called the nice Land's End lady and ordered them in navy. She said they were really comfortable and easy to wipe clean, so I also ordered the tan ones. Then she said they run out fast so I was smart to order them now, so I ordered the red ones, too.
That bitch could SELL SHOES, I tell you.