More on Speaker of the House Pelosi


Rumsfeld is out.
We took the Senate.
Now, friends, hear me now and believe me later:

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was likely the one who forced Bush to fire Rumsfeld today.
Here's how I think the conversation went on Tuesday night:

"Bush? It's Nancy."
"Hey, Fancy Nanc-"
"Shut the fuck up George, and listen for a change."
"Wha- little lady, you better watch your to-"
"I said shut the fuck up. Now here's the deal, you coke head, dry-drunk, useless fuck-up---
tomorrow you're gonna fire Rummy, and that's just for starters."
"Now wait. Who the Hel-"
"I said shut up. See, Georgie, here's the way it is.
"I am Speaker of the House now. I decide whether we investigate treason, war crimes and the rest of the shit you've pulled. You know you and Dick are guilty, and now you know Americans hate you both.
"So hear this, pinhead: The chain of succession is: president, vice president, then speaker of the house. If I want you and Dick out, I can do that, capische?"
"Cap-what?"
"I said shut up."
"Yes, ma'am."
"And tomorrow you're gonna go on TV and say your fired Rumsfeld, right?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"And you aren't the fucking decider anymore, you got that?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Uhhh, Nancy?"
"What?"
"You remind me of my Mommie."
"Fuck you, George."