Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie are divorcing. One more reason never to get someone's name tattooed on your arm. Presumably, they will return his and her matching blood vials to each other. Angelina will keep their adopted Cambodian son and the couple will share the cost of the child's lifelong therapy as a result of being adopted by two super freaks.
American Idol. I watched it once. Judge "Simon" is like if Rex Reed married George Michael and had him as their baby. Such a little bitch, Simon is. Is it me, or do all the male acts sing wobbly just like Boys to Men?
Martha Stewart is launching a book club. More on that during the Blogathon, I promise.
Six Feet Under was nominated for 23 Emmy Awards. Is that all? They deserve to win every last one of them.
Sean Puffy Combs P Diddy will be doing a reality show on MTV. It'll be him traveling around and auditioning hiphop bands. Finally a non medicinal cure for my insomnia!