More Haiku

Ahh, Thursday morning!
Air so fresh and clean inside
It's litterbox day

Hospital visit
Scheduled to go see my ex
No more fibroids, babe!

Coffee's strong today
Tastes like jet plane propellant
With some Cremora

Have to exercise
Seems I have developed a
Big Blogger belly

Stayed up late last night
Compelling TV show was on
Showtime softy porn

Uh oh, a news leak
Seems Bush slowed down Taliban
Investigation

Newsgirl Paula Zahn
About to get brake lines cut
You know, sneaky Bush