Bad Procrastinator!

I have piddled around all week and had a hell of a time getting any work done.
It's too hot, or I am sleepy, or hungry, or someone comes to the door, or something comes along to distract me.
I need a visiting work dominatrix to come over and force me to do it.
Self employment requires self discipline and right now I have the former but not the latter. Somebody slap me!