Dubya, please.

George Dubya lecturing American corporations on the evils of bogus accounting practices and executive skimming is like Robert Downey, Jr. lecturing others about doing cocaine.
For that matter, it's like Dubya lecturing others on the dangers of cocaine.
Please, please, please, Dubya. Just sit there and try to look pretty and don't talk anymore.
The only thing worse than a crook and a hypocrite is a dumb, crooked hypocrite.
God, what a nightmare this clown has become.